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Joke of the Day
"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
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"[a dolphin kisses me at sea world] ME: so like what are we"
"Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do"
"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell."
"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""
"I texted my boss, ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He answered, ""I don't know."" I replied, ""I'm not coming in this morning."""
"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"
"Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis... Remember to always backup your Data!"
"Found a quarter on the ground the other day You could say it 'changed' my life"
"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."