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Joke of the Day

"Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?"

"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says.. You man the guns, I'll drive'"

"""Dad can you tell me 5 animals that live in the North Pole?"" "" yes son , 3 polar bears and 2 seals. Anything else?"" ___ ""No dad thanks""___ ""No problem son"""

"What's the shortest way to the front page? Up vote to find out."

"Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying"

"What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon? An astronaut you racist.."

"What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:"

"I told this girl that I was an architect. It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up."

"NYPD officers accidentally shot two tourists in Times Square, but in the cop's defense, the tourists were about to eat at Olive Garden"

"Pokemon Go down south. I've never been happier to live in the Bible Belt."