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Joke of the Day
"I had so much sex... and I was so sexually drained, you could say I was fucking retarded."
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"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"
"What do you call a liver transplant? A delivery."
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"Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting."
"Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!"
"One man's sarcastic answer, is another man's stupid question"
"M-I can't go. My Ewok is sick. H-Gigi that's a stuffed animal. M- H- M-Crap. I think you're right. I bet he ate all my Doritos again."
"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."
"What does a frog do when it's sad? Kermits suicide."