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Joke of the Day
"Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with. your dry cracked skin."
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"I've developed a phobia of elevators I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"The best thing about non-sequiturs is the bacon flavored wheelbarrow and my cat thinks he's Anderson Cooper's boyfriend."
"Ok, don't let them know you're a puma Interviewer: We're very impressed! You've got the job! ""REALLY!?! I'M SO HAPPY I JUST PUMA PANTS"""
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"""That's what"" - She"
"Why do abortion clinics make bad OP's? ... because they don't deliver..."
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"Warning: This movie may contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."