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Joke of the Day
"Which Harry Potter character is best suited for an apple product. Sirius black"
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"Me: do you want to hear what happened to the last guy who threatened me? Bumper cars operator: i meant your time is up, like for the ride"
"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"
"Dad jokes are real.... What do you call a Cow with no legs? ""Ground Beef"""
"A family walks into a hotel... The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""
"A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says ""get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs."" The programmer never returns."
"Why did the freshly circumcised penis experience uncontrollable road rage? Someone cut him off."
"What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison."
"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""