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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about non-sequiturs is the bacon flavored wheelbarrow and my cat thinks he's Anderson Cooper's boyfriend."

"The price of balloons is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation."

"if you say ""pumpkin spice latte"" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall."

"Have I told ya my pizza joke? Augh nvm, its probably too cheesy"

"What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"

"I pulled a hamstring and a pig fell from the ceiling and gave me a hug"

"Elephant Hunter I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy."

"What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !"

"I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra."