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Joke of the Day
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"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"
"Want to hear a joke? My username."
"There's something so sexy about a woman who has all the physical characteristics that I was conditioned by the media to find attractive."
"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America."
"I didn't think a McDonald's Happy Meal would fill me up, but it did... OMG, I ATE THE TOY!"
"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. How long it took for you to figure it out?"
"How do you stop the protests in Charlotte? Sing the nation anthem they will sit down"
"If you steal my tweets I'll just unfollow you cuz your tweets are terrible."