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Joke of the Day

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"How do you know when someone is gluten free? Don't worry, they'll tell you. ""Exit stage right...."""

"Why do gyms produce the best Rebels? Because of all the resistance training"

"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."

"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."

"Eminem needs to release an aftershave and shower gel gift set for Christmas Eminessence and Marshal Lathers."

"What's the best part about getting AIDS You can only catch it once."

"I like to sit on my hand AFTER i jerk off... ..makes me feel like someone else is making me a sandwich."

"Did you know that a male ejaculates at 27mph? That's why I always get in trouble when I do it in school zones."

"My brother was recently diagnosed with an eating disorder called pica, which means he eats non-nutritive substances... When I beat him at Jenga the other day, he literally shit bricks."