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"I like my games like I like my women cheap and used"
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"The U.S. instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony. It was called the Santa Clause."
"i asked ""where"" I work in a hospital. I once asked a confused patient if she had pain. She said yes. I said ""Where?"" She said, ""San Diego."""
"What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years? Pete."
"In history we were asked to give our opinion on the representation of slaves in the United States in the 18th and 19th centuries... I gave it a 3 out of 5"
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"""Yes, I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom, please."" ""Sir, that's a sleeping bag."""
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"What did the doctor say to the patient who refused to stop masturbating? Don't make it hard for yourself."
"So a man comes in a bar Er, no, wait, I meant a horse. So a man comes in a horse..."