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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should I handle this like a sitcom or an adult"
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"If I want to bang an Eskimo... Alaska"
"Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Putin walk into a bar.. and walk out after having a drink. What else did you expect they would do in a bar?"
"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order."
"people think theyre so smart for shopping around for good deals, but you know whats more fun than researching prices? having expensive stuff"
"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""
"My doctor said I am self destructive That explains why I voted for Hillary Clinton"
"How does Hillary Clinton clean her glasses? By deleting the mainframe."
"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"
"There's an old Irish saying: ""I'm Irish."""