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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should I handle this like a sitcom or an adult"
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"what do you call water that bounces? Spring water."
"Voting this year will be like going to the dentist... No one wants to do it, but we all know we should for our own good."
"A Lizard lost its tail... but it got one back from a retail shop!"
"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""
"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"
"My favorite sex position is solely based on how bad your breath is."
"How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it."
"Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barmen says... ""Get out! You're Bard"""
"Congratulations, outspoken atheists! You've made not having a religion into your religion!"