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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."

"Sometimes it's hard to nap at work. Like, when the boss is standing beside you or when you don't have a job."

"Charlie Sheen's herpes have herpes and those herpes have gonorrhea and that gonorrhea had an abortion in high school."

"I just don't understand pedophiles, kids are SO annoying."

"How does the Navy separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"

"I found a bunch of money I didn't know I had while cleaning for company... ...it was like Christmas."

"[1st date] HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u? ME: OMG SAME HER: What part's ur fave? ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo"

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"I saw my buddy dressed as a bowl of soup... I didn't know if he was friend or pho."