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Joke of the Day

"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."

"I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger ."

"BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating."

"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."

"We're equally riveted by stories like the Chilean miners (33 men, 1 hole) & Tiger Woods (1 man, 33 holes)."

"How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR!"

"I require Latvian Jokes Please, they're so funny."

"What do you call a fascist fish? Gill Duce."

"""Life Lesson: Never under any circumstance should you compliment a woman on her mustache, no matter how impressive it may be."""

"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."