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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? SNOWBALLS"

"When do Catholics allow the use of condoms? When the choir boys have diarrhea."

"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"

"The worst marketing blunder in history was not putting cassette decks in cell phones."

"My mom: The liberals in California are rubbing off on you. Me: I know, it keeps getting in my hair. (silence)"

"How do you know Jesus is okay with gays? Because he had two dads"

"Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail? Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies."

"My cat Minton just swallowed a shuttle cock. Bad Minton."

"What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock."

"Thinking is bad... thinking is bad... it ruins every 3 out of 2 relationships"