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Joke of the Day
"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."
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"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."
"What do you call a stoned Irishman? A baked potato."
"There are three people in this world The ones that can count, and the ones that cant."
"Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry"
"A book just fell on my head! I guess I only got my shelf to blaim!"
"""Bitches ain't shit"" - Saint Valentine's last words."
"For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids."
"*puts it in perspective Perspective: Wrong hole."
"Eat* a big** bowl*** of Cheerios****! Part***** of any healthy****** breakfast*******! [please read warnings and disclaimers carefully]"