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"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"
"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."
"If someone says you're a nice person, these things will happen: 1) They will ask you for a favor. 2) You will not get laid."
"Donald Trump doesn't have one solid, concrete idea! Except for the wall."
"For someone who said ""Correct me if I'm wrong..."" you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did."
"When I'm in a room full of toddlers, I can't help but scan it for potential serial killers"
"What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose? Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love? Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!"
"Fords new heated tailgates.. Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold."
"Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver"