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Joke of the Day

"Email to my boss: What is the difference between your daughter and this morning? I'm not cumming in this morning!"

"Quick question... How many Facebook pokes before it's okay to ask her to take a load to the face?"

"2016: Sanders wins presidency 2017: Marijuana legalized in all 50 states 20$x: lol what were we talking about"

"Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon, because that shit is fun!"

"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."

"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don't like on"

"Now I'm trying to see if I can hear the ocean - me, as a gynecologist"

"What did one ameoba say to the other ameoba? Go fuck yourself."

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance By putting it into reverse and fleeing the scene of the accident"

"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."