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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that national middle child day was last week? Yeah... Nobody else did either..."
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"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"
"FedEx missed me and left a note saying I can pick up my delivery, but joke's on them -- I no longer have the strength to do anything at all"
"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"
"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."
"When my wife was giving birth to our child, I asked the doctor... - When can we have sex? He winked at me and replied - My shift ends in 10 minutes, let's meet outside."
"The Somalian Olympics team has just apologised The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!"
"Why do the Marines call it Parris island? Because they like to play with each other's oui oui."
"A Facebook friend just used the same number of exclamation points to say he's eating guacamole as he did to announce the birth of his kid."
"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."