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Joke of the Day

"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."

"I hear China makes some high-quality wine... ...people have been raving about the Grape of Nanking."

"Chuck Norris Joke Chuck Norris tells Preston about settlements that need help."

"Worst part of being sick? Sneezing while taking a piss..."

"What has three feet but no legs? A yardstick."

"You can call me a narcissist... Just make sure you say my name."

"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, ... I'd start thinking about you."

"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."

"""Nice"" - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket"