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Joke of the Day

"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"

"The Purge... My brother said he would be able to survive ""The Purge"" if it were real. I put a few laxatives in his coffee we'll see about that..."

"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."

"Which position is for a baseball player wearing a buttplug? Shartstop"

"How do you sink the unsinkable? Zat is a qvestion for a philosopher, not a comedian!"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? He worked it out with a pencil. ;)"

"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"

"""Pay attention, 007; this might look like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it."""

"Hearing a joke is like chasing a puppy with a club, eventually you get it."

"What do cannibal parents tell their kids when they become picky eaters? Eat the vegetables"