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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"
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"I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you."
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon."
"*only shaves legs in the spots exposed by my ripped jeans*"
"The doctor says I cut my sentences short."
"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son ... How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"A drunk driver gets pulled over by a cop The cop asks him ""how high are you?"" The drunk driver then says ""isn't it supposed to be hi, how are you?"""
"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."
"Selling chewing gum. Mint condition."
"Can't sleep. Boss is watching."