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Joke of the Day

"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"

"Women are like sand. The deeper you go, the wetter they get."

"Don't click this post You'll reg-reddit"

"Eskimo: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? Priest: No, not if you don't know Eskimo: Then why did you tell me?"

"I told my parents to vote for Trump... So I wouldn't have to take Spanish in high school"

"Went to a skipping competition I didn't really want to, but I got roped in"

"""Give it to me,""She begged. ""I'm so wet! Give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."

"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."

"Your password must contain a character still living in Game of Thrones ****** Password expired ****** Password expired ****** Password ex..."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking."