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Joke of the Day
"Why don't golddiggers eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctors away"
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"[2019 USA] ""Where are you from?"" -Trumpsylvania, how about you? ""North Trumpkota"""
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"A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second."
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"I'm so glad I'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. "
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"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"
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