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Joke of the Day

"I wonder What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day?"

"LIKE if you remember what it was like to take a ton of pictures only to wait a week to find out they were useless."

"Kanye West walks into a bar. But he is as broke as this joke so he goes thirsty."

"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."

"It'd be fun to watch screaming monkeys throw poop at each other today, but it's too cold in DC for the zoo. And Congress is out of session."

"Did you hear about the guy who taught a group of dung beetles to play baseball? Yup, and thats just the bug inning."

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"Jesus, take the wheel! *steering wheel disappears* *car careens into tree*"

"My girlfriend asked for a dick pic file size too large"

"My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I'd have to stay away from carbs So I've been using this insanely long straw to drink beer"