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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you see a rainbow colored seacow O the hue manatee"
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"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"
"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"
"Jurassic World was fantastic movie... In fact you could say, they ""spared no expense"""
"[NSFW] How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick"
"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"
"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."
"4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree."
"What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her? Her Miscarriage."
"Just once I want to see a highway raised by its loving biological parents."