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Joke of the Day

"That's a nice sham-wow you got there... It would be a shame if someone replaced the wow with the letter e"

"It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month."

"I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch."

"I was at an airport recently and there was a aircraft that was pure white. Looked pretty plane to me."

"*Maintains eye contact with the soccer mom feeding her kid organic kale chips while giving my kid a snickers bar."

"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"

"How do you make an archeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from."

"Pokemon go has made Reddit into a fangirl. But oh my gosh i must catch em all"

"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."

"I'm so thankful for my kids.If it weren't for them I'd never know what a cool sound my vacuum cleaner makes when it sucks up Rice Crispies."