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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an archeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from."
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"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race"
"What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical."
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"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."
"I finally got my TV show commissioned by the BBC. Its where we film inside the cockpit of an airplane. Were filming the pilot next week."
"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""
"I dated this Muslim girl once... She was the bomb!"
"truth is, nobody can parkour better than squirrels.. nobody"