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Joke of the Day

"Other Trump supporters might be racist, but I'm not. My girlfriend's black. But only the area around her eyes where I punch her."

"What is the Free Syrian Army's favourite Western Song I DON'T CARE...ALAWITE I DON'T CARE.."

"[wearing a 'World's Greatest Dad' t-shirt while talking to the bartender] ""The younger one is about 8 and the older one is older than 8."""

"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to ""Widowed"", it's time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible."

"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."

"*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists * T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!! T2: It's a fake man. T1: Fake? C4 yourself man. *explosion*"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Stuffed into a bag. Slung over the side of a mule. And brought to me by Juan Valdez."

"My new Thai girlfriend said, ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."

"Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine"