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"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."
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"It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house"
"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."
"Do you know why the ""deez nuts"" guy is in prison? He's nuts."
"Bad news from the doctor... Men: Doctor, how is my mother in law? Doctor: I have some bad news. Men: We can take her home, right? Doctor: Yes"
"What if Stephen Hawking Is the real Slim Shady but he can't stand up"
"*Unplugs your smart car to charge phone"
"""Marriage is like a ring of fire"", my dad used to tell me. "" The men on the outside want to be in it, and the ones on the inside want to get out of it """
"What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape."
"What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam!"