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Joke of the Day

"*tip toes out front door* *wife texts me from China* ""Where you going?"""

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo."

"What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany? He got autobahned"

"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"

"Benedict Arnold's boy pointed out the front window ...and pointed at a maple. ""Look daddy, a bush,"" he said excitedly. ""That's not a bush,"" Benedict replied, ""that's a tree son."""

"Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow? Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long."

"What dog is the worst at polishing a turd? A poodull"

"How do you make a whore shut up? Tell her to put a cock in it"

"[Dark] What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."

"Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!"