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Joke of the Day

"One sperm said to the other sperm ""I'll race you to the egg!"" The other sperm said ""OK, but pace yourself, we just passed the throat!"""

"Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means"

"What is it called when a Roman gets really sick? Chicken Pox Romana"

"What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo? A hit-the-spotimus."

"Best response by a nursing home patient ever. I asked my patient, ""how ya feelin today""? He whispers while still half asleep, ""with my fingers."""

"I'm organizing a party for people who can't ejaculate Please tell me if you can't come."

"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."

"What do you call a burning Bible? Holy smokes."

"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."

"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."