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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?? A Boosted Animal"

"Where is Macau located? In MaFarm"

"Dear funny, I picked up the wrong sandwich at Subway Oops, wrong sub!"

"The biggest cause of paedophilia in the world today... ...sexy kids"

"Firemen deserve a raise. They took a pole and they all fell down a hole."

"I'm sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots"

"If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school..."

"I'm a real Renaissance Woman (riddled with plague)"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"

"Hipsters don't sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough."