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Joke of the Day

"So I just wrote a test on the Periodic table of Elements It went berylliumtly"

"How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to ""Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me""?"

"Why won't alligators attack lawyers? Professional courtesy"

"I'm still waiting for the day my patents will say: ""It's all fake son, we're millionaires, this was just to teach you how to be humble."

"What did the pony say after he coughed? ""Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."""

"I met a horse who keeps talking about the apocalypse. He told me the end is neigh."

"You guys should stop with the 9/11 jokes. I think they're PLANE wrong! *sigh* EDIT: GRAMMAR CORRECTION"

"The diamond ring on your finger says ""married"" but the reveling clothes you are wearing says ""still looking."""

"Apple is trying to market its new iPod to the lower demographic with a newly named device ... ... however they decided ""iTouch Kids"" was not a good name."

"Doctor Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!"