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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the contest that awarded the winner with a cat? It was a catastrophe."

"I forgive you, but I hope your death is written, produced, and directed by Quentin Tarantino."

"What did the Nazi without a car say? Damnit! Now I'm going to have to sieg HAIL a cab!"

"I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved."

"Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math? AlgeBRUH!"

"Going to start a band called The Subtweets. All songs will contain cryptic lyrics that incite paranoia in the crowd."

"If life gives you melons... Check for dyslexia"

"How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I left early."

"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"

"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."