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"Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math? AlgeBRUH!"
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"Katt williams lost a fight to a 7th grader. This was not the first time he looked like a complete idiot in front of a crowd."
"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking."
"The Republicans have been in control of the house for 2 hours and unemployment is still 10%. Is it too late to change?"
"Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms"
"Do you know what's funnier than 24? *25*"
"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."
"""Where is the remote?"" ""All the way over there."" ""Guess I'm watching this."""
"Last time I was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head."
"Reddit is like my ex. The biggest time waster ever."