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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? They make rotten friends"
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"Just downloaded the Lana Del Rey emoticon pack: Sad :| Happy :| Scared :| Excited :| Surprised :| Giving birth ;|"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish."
"I was holding my cousin's baby when I shouted SPOILER ALERT: LIFE SUCKS & that's why I'm no longer allowed to hold my cousin's baby"
"Apparently Pound Town is NOT a British dollar store"
"[commercial for tupperware] Are you done with that food, but would rather throw it away in 3 weeks rather than right now? - Tupperware"
"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"
"I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants."
"Why did they bury Rock Hudson ass up? So his friends could stop by and crack open a cold one."
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""