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Joke of the Day
"When my wife tells me to jump I have only one question... Why aren't you in the kitchen?"
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"Explained to my client that he shouldn't put ""urgent"" in the subject line of every email he sends. He now sends some as ""urgent urgent""."
"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"
"What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO"
"The economy is SO bad... ...that Americans are emailing Nigerians and asking for help with money."
"What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy? The horse knows when I'm grooming him."
"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""
"What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses."
"Inspired by a recent ELI5: ""Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres"", I present this oldie... Q: What comes in quarts? . . A: Elephants"
"Please stop putting flyers on my windshield in parking lots. I have no desire to see your new band called ""Parking Violation""."