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Joke of the Day

"My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted."

"What do you call a male cow masturbating? Beef Jerky"

"How do you recognize a rich ethiopian? He only wears Rolex around his waist."

"Shouldn't brothels be called ""hoe-tels""? I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke..."

"Kanye West wants to be president... But no one man should have all that power."

"What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? An info-maniac."

"Guys my calendar is really sick.. I think its days are numbered."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Hey everyone look I'm really sorry because I know we JUST buried the casket but I'm 75% sure my wallet fell in there and I was wondering if"

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"""