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Joke of the Day

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"""

"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."

"Jokes on her! I LIKE sleeping on the couch."

"I like my beer like I like my violence... Domestic"

"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"

"Everything I Say... Literally every single thing I say is an ironic exaggeration."

"why do queens play poker in the bathroom? so they'll always get a royal flush"

"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"

"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."

"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"