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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a male cow masturbating? Beef Jerky"
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"Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? It was plane to sea."
"How do blind doctors deliver babies? With a can't c-section."
"You're Immature My girlfriend said that I'm too immature I said if I'm immature than why have i got an arsfor She said wats an arsefor I said shitting and giggled for 20 mins"
"American Horror Story: Public Restroom"
"What do you call three cars overtaking you in Mexico? Tres-passers."
"What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell."
"I was on the beach with my daughter. After a while, she turned to me and said, ""Dad, you look like a lobster."" ""Oh no,"" I replied, ""Am I burning?"" She said, ""No. Just very ugly."""
"What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!*"
"Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed? He had a staff infection..."