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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag but I'm never late for work without a good reason. For example this week my boss is on vacation..."

"What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music? Rock and Roll."

"A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house"

"My New Years resolution is to not make a New Years resolution. I figure I am going to fuck it up anyway... I may as well do it from the start."

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Good thing he didn't see what mommy did after bedtime ..."

"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist knows."

"Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, . Authorities have condemned this act of Violins"

"If two lesbians get married, who does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."

"Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping."

"I just had to leave the office kitchen because two co-workers were talking about tea bags and I'm 12"