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Joke of the Day

"I just had to leave the office kitchen because two co-workers were talking about tea bags and I'm 12"

"How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook? With his EyePhone"

"At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( )"

"Why is a train like a stick of gum? One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."

"What did the sadist do to the masochist? Nothing."

"How do deer get revenge? By giving each other a taste of their own venison"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman."

"I'm changing my name to Ceed. Because all girls want to succeed!"

"If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. That leaves a wide range of colors I have no idea what to do with."

"What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)"