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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cart has claws at the end of its paws. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. Edit: spelling"

"They should make a gym for cops, called ""Stop Resisting""."

"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."

"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"

"Yo mamma's ghost is so fat... ...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost BONUS: Yo mamma's ghost is so dumb, she thought a deadlift was a haunted elevator."

"When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman marry three times."

"What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse? Meals on wheels..."

"What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer"

"When you don't finish your sentence"

"Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions? It pains them to have standards."