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Joke of the Day
"Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?"
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"Just smiled at a stranger. So how does this work, will I get a direct deposit in my account?"
"Starbucks puts the fee in coffee"
"Romantic Remembrance by Valentine Card"
"To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters."
"what did the boy with no arms an no legs get for Christmas? .... Cancer"
"All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors..."
"Welcome to the BBC. NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."
"Don't you sometimes wish that you could just click like' on someone's like'?"
"What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!"