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Joke of the Day
"I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy. I mean girl."
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"Whenever I drink whiskey, I turn into Kermit the Frog. I start talking funny, I turn green, and then I end up fucking a fat pig"
"A priest owned a haberdashery..... ...he was a man of the cloth."
"What is the cheapest way to get a slut? Give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount."
"A classic Dutch bakerjoke * A man walks into a bakery. * Baker: How can I help you? * Man: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!! * Baker: Get out dad, i'm trying to work."
"Why did the baker get smelly fingers? Because he needed a poo."
"*delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* Nurse 1: I'm exhausted. Nurse 2: I hate Labor Day."
"Seal goes out with friends. A seal walks into a club."
"Why did the mountain have trouble in class? Because there was a steep learning curve."
"Where does Dracula live? Monte Cristo"