87501
Joke of the Day
"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."
Next Joke
"Why can you never catch an economist masturbating? They use an invisible hand."
"I was actually president of the anti-voting club in high school ... I never got re-elected"
"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"
"A man goes into the doctor, and says ""I broke my arm in three places."" And the doctor says, ""Well then don't go to those places anymore."""
"What state did the programmer start her road trip in? Maine"
"I startled my dog as she was peeing on a mailbox so now the dog she was leaving a message for is only gonna get half of it"
"*posts selfie with full makeup and 3 filters* Caption: I'm so sick, I feel like dog crap & I look sooooo gross"
"My teenage daughter is TRYING to say, ""I miss you dad, please take me fishing."" But it keeps coming out like, ""Hey, can I have $20 dollars."""