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Joke of the Day
"Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets."
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"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through one of his skits without laughing"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"
"What's a teenage fish's favorite website? Prawn Hub"
"Where do grasshoppers eat? At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up."
"What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together? A receding hare-line."
"What's worse then 10 dead babies in a barrel? 1 dead baby in 10 barrels. EDIT: dumpsters, sorry guise."
"Did you hear about the cross-eyed carpenter? He *literally* can't even."
"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"
"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"