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Joke of the Day
"I deleted all my german friends off my phone... Its now Hans free."
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"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a big, smelly vagina? If you absolutely had to, you could eat the bowling ball."
"What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign? Iran, Iraq, I lost"
"I'm afraid of Spotify ruining music the way Facebook ruined friends."
"What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison"
"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"
"My mom once told me.... ....the only way I'll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
"Once there was a spic who went to the tacular... It was awesome!"
"What's the slowest, most painful way to kill yourself? Get married."
"Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America tonight."