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Joke of the Day
"What sort of transport does a sheep use? A ewe-nicycle"
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"My friend Matt really likes bullfighting. Specifically, Mattadores bullfighting"
"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"
"So there's a guy at my work that cleans all of the new stock that comes off the trucks before it hits the sales floor... We call him the palette cleanser."
"What do you call a female accountant? An accountant you sexist fucker."
"Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments."
"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"
"Why JFK doesn't wear hats? It is an airport."
"What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures? Narcolepsy"
"""There's no 'u' in 'favorite'"" - coach telling his British son that he prefers his American son"