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Joke of the Day
"What sort of transport does a sheep use? A ewe-nicycle"
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"[spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course I can, don't be stupid"
"Whats a ducks favourite type of sex? [OC] Pondage"
"What is Paul Georges favorite place to eat at? IHOP"
"My office's password has been hacked. That's the third time i've had to rename the cat."
"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it's the R, but it be the C!"
"Before I met my wife I was incomplete.. Now I'm finished."
"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."