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Joke of the Day

"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."

"What do you call 4 dicks tied together? An erectangle."

"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"

"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!"

"My wife wasn't amused... Her: Be careful traffic is crazy. Me: If I can handle you, traffic should be a cinch!"

"How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire? Diego wop wop wop ."

"*comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*"

"To Do List: 1) You."

"What do a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"

"ME: On the one hand, I have this weird rash. And on the other hand DATE: ?? ME: It's on both hands, I should probably see a doctor"