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Joke of the Day

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it's the R, but it be the C!"

"If you had to choose between world peace and Bill Gates' fortune... What color would your Lamborghini be?"

"Ugly women are like men they both have to work for a living."

"""You are what you eat."" Not exactly the best thing to say to a paralyzed vegetarian"

"a disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes"

"Have you heard of the new constipation movie? it hasn't come out yet."

"angel of God: mary u shall give birth to the son of God himself & he shall be named Jesus & shall die on a cross mary: i have a boyfriend"

"Just listened to a conversation between 3 people under 18 and now I don't know how my Mom or a stranger didn't murder me as a teenager."

"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"

"Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship? They need space."