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Joke of the Day

"What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!"

"What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash."

"A spider so big you politely ask it to leave the premises & then sheepishly accept its refusal with all the dignity of a French surrender."

"A man pushed his wife off a building... I guess you could say they FELL APART!"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."

"Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce you get rid of the whole prick!"

"I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because I have common sense. Idiots."

"What do you call a female Israelite? A Shebrew"

"Better Luck Next Year Kiddo! I'm going to give my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying ""Toys not included."""

"don't hate robert altman's 1992 satirical comedy ""the player"" hate david fincher's 1997 psychological thriller ""the game"""